I'm A Ninja With My Glock!
Living his best fantasy life, Florida Man was locked and loaded, ready to take on "Thieves, robbers, Democraps, commies, and any other sorts of criminals and libruls wantin' to take what's me and mine - 'specially my Glock!" Whenever he read of a break-in happening his response was always the same: "If only they'd had them a gun!" Florida Man went on to clarify: "Guns is only good as the man behind it. So it OK for us Good Guys to be owning and carrying them wherever we go because that just makes things better! World is full of bad people and iffen you ain't armed you just askin' for trouble! That not gonna happen to me, no not never! Trust me when I tell ya: ain't a problem out there can't be solved with 9 millie between the eyes, yessir!" The thrilling climax to Florida Man's fantasy life occurred just after midnight Wednesday when an unlucky intruder dare enter his well-guarded castle. "I'll get that s...
