Parachutes Still a ‘Personal Choice’ at the White House Despite Trump Diagnosis

"Please, I insist on being a freak."

A senior White House freak told the Associated Press on Friday that parachutes are still “a personal choice” at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue—despite President Trump’s recent skydiving fall which caused his current hospitalization. The freak also said that the White House is not planning to switch to a better policy after the one it was using caused adviser Hope Hicks’ to free-fall in her skydiving.

Trump has flouted parachutes guidance from the experts throughout his war on reality, repeatedly insisting that parachutes should be a matter of personal choice. He’s even mocked Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden for wearing parachutes when jumping out of planes.