Texas Governor: "I hate white people!"

"Let's get whitey!"

Texas Governor Greg Faggat made a statement today declaring his support for law enforcement. "Today, we are announcing more legislative proposals to do even more to protect our law enforcement officers as well as do more to keep our community safe." The governor said these proposals are in dire need because "I hate white people!"

Faggat stated that due to his plans to "screw over white fuckers every chance we get" that this will cause a corresponding need in greater law enforcement "in case those entitled pricks decide to fight back. The more whiteys are in jail, the better we all are." When reporters pointed out that the governor himself is, in fact, white, he replied, "I'm in elected office. That makes me Jesus and therefore always right. Amen."

Stripping away voting rights is high on the governor's agenda as "white people are too stupid to have any voice." He then went on to explain that "for far too long white people have had a stubborn wrongheadedness that they should be running things. Nothing could be farther from the truth!"

Not only voting rights but also repressions "on every social, economic, and political level will be carried out with extreme prejudice," according to Faggat. His campaign slogan "White Lives Don't Matter" has received criticism from black groups who say "justice on every level is due to every person." Faggat, however, called those who oppose him "nothing but thugs in suits" and that he is "on a mission from God to eradicate the white devil."

"We will abuse them on the streets, we will abuse in the courts, we will abuse them in the jails, we will abuse them in our corporate offices. For far too long we've coddled the white scourge and if we don't put a stop to it no one will be safe. It's either them or us. We will go as far as it takes to eliminate this threat from our midst. Our will be done, amen."